Laugh until u die

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This quotation is by me:
  1. The best way to reduce overpopulation and human starvation is to turn cannibal. (My Joke).
  2. I like your smile....my favorite color is yellow.
  3. As I told you before... I never repeat things.
  4. New study shows 3 out of 4 Indians make up 75% of the population.
  5. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  6. Just wondering... If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  7. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  8. Without ME it would be just AWESO.
TO INCLUDE A JOKE PRESS F13 (to edit this post.)